🐔 “The Chicken Who Became Mayor”

No one expected it when a snow-white chicken named Renée strutted onto the town square—wearing a golden hat and holding a perfectly forged ID that read “Dr. Renée Poulet, Municipal Officer.”

🐣 The Rise

• The citizens were tired of empty promises.
• When Renée squawked loudly three times during a town hall and scratched out a traffic-calming plan in the corn dust, the crowd was convinced: This chicken has vision.

🗳️ The Election

• Renée won 76.2% of the vote, defeating the favorite—a talking fire hydrant named Franz-Dieter.
• The election was considered fair, even though the ballot box was made partly from egg cartons.

🧃 First Decree

• Renée introduced the “Beak Tax”—a bonus for anyone who communicated using their beak instead of their tongue.
• Two ducks and one curious tourist received a discount on cherry juice.

🎉 The Grand Finale

When Renée accidentally transformed the city council into a crop circle (she mistook it for a dance floor), everyone agreed unanimously: “Remtalina has never been better run.”